piss boner

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.

by Flake Barias May 29, 2008

pissing blowjob

the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.

man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?

by tvillesugadaddy December 18, 2010

Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.

"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."

by PissBrickFan December 20, 2009

butt piss

diarrhia or the most liquidy sort.

i hate the acrid smell of butt piss

by minghi April 26, 2003

Piss Baby

A Line from Money Machine

"Hey Little Piss Baby, you think you're so cool, huh?"

by zaddi's houses home July 20, 2020

lazy piss

This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.

Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.

"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."

(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)

by Lord Ass July 5, 2005

piss helicopter

The act of spining around while urinating. Generally done as an act of vandalism in public restrooms. It usually requires some bragging afterward.

Stop-N-Go didn't let me use their telephone to call a tow truck, so I did a piss helicopter in their shitter. That'll teach them.

by Eddison Widget January 16, 2008