MySpace

An old, washed up website that was once popular a long time ago. Has since faded into obscurity, much like Facebook will in the next few years.

Student: What was MySpace?
Teacher: Oh, that? That was an old website that the Founding Fathers used to communicate Revolutionary War battle plans with one another.

by ThrillSeekaSportsFan June 22, 2015

myspace

The decrepit and long forgotten great great great grandparent of social-networking. Not dissimilar to a fossil or the jar of pickles deposited and then untouched at the back of your fridge, myspace was the binary coded brothel and emo scene of the internet. After losing popularity, myspace is now an unspoken corpse; equivalent to Lord of the ring's Gollum in his cave without the literary value.

A: Do you have myspace?
B: lol
A: lol

by c0ck_c0ck March 2, 2016

Myspace

Myspace is used by older men and women who live under rocks. Seriously No-one uses it. If you do get some help.

"What! You use Myspace!"

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

myspace

This is the newest religion out there. Where people attend services every 5 seconds or so.

What religion are you? Im a myspacer.

by fdsljgjsdlfjfdl April 9, 2006

myspace

a website that can be useful for finding friends with similar interests, if used properly.

1st example of improper usage: I HAV LIEK TWENTYMILLIONBAJILLION FRENZ SO IM BETTER TEHN U!!!111!1!!!1!

2nd example of improper usage:
NEW PICS
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POST COMMENTS!!!!!

by Emologist May 14, 2005

myspace hater

a person or person's that takes it upon them selves to personly drop hate on myspace along with myspace users.

my boss is a myspace hater.

by rsxboysarehot September 9, 2006

Myspace Addict

A complete loser who has about 3 friends in real life but has a friend list of 5,000 on Myspace, and messages the few friends they do have to try and make onlookers think that their life is cool and/or interesting.

Awesome!111Gothgurl: "OMFG JENNY!!11 I saw u at teh gothconcert last night and u looked so hawt! Isn't being a myspace addict teh r0x0rz?!?!"

Punksk8rGirl: "Omg ya!!!11 We rox, because we can send these messages when it is quicker to just go next door and talk 2 eachother!!!11"

by Reuben Hood December 15, 2008