Lester The Molester
Lester The Molester by SISHAps May 16, 2018
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molestious by theMothershed July 7, 2011
Molesterol
Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.
Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.
In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.
Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.
In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.
Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."
Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."
Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."
Molesterol by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014
massively molested
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean
Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
massively molested by Massive molester March 18, 2020
molest fest
Typically seen in a Wall of Death/Mosh Pit attempt Fall Out Boy concerts, Yellowcard concerts. Instead of the normal punching, pushing, and trampling you get these little bitch slaps and soft touch of pushes and the typical crouch grab and rub.
molest fest by Drew "The March 6, 2008
molero
In Mexican slang, an international soccer (football) game of low importance and caliber, especially against a low-ranking side.
Moleros often involve Mexico (El Tri) play against another international side of low standing, such as Guatemala, Bolivia, or the Gambia, though sometimes they involve a solid opponent (like Croatia) but both teams field weak squads. They are often played in American cities with large Mexican-American populations, and quite frequently in NFL stadiums. Some frequent venues include Los Angeles, San Diego, the SF Bay Area (Santa Clara), Houston, Dallas, Chicago, and Miami. These games are broadcast on Univision in the US and TV Azteca in Mexico.
Domestic Mexican media and fans often mock the importance of these games, as they are organized through a deal via Soccer United Marketing and the Mexican Football Federation. They might even be as mexploitation events.
Moleros often involve Mexico (El Tri) play against another international side of low standing, such as Guatemala, Bolivia, or the Gambia, though sometimes they involve a solid opponent (like Croatia) but both teams field weak squads. They are often played in American cities with large Mexican-American populations, and quite frequently in NFL stadiums. Some frequent venues include Los Angeles, San Diego, the SF Bay Area (Santa Clara), Houston, Dallas, Chicago, and Miami. These games are broadcast on Univision in the US and TV Azteca in Mexico.
Domestic Mexican media and fans often mock the importance of these games, as they are organized through a deal via Soccer United Marketing and the Mexican Football Federation. They might even be as mexploitation events.
molero by Return_of_BG_97 October 12, 2019