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MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.
She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!
by QAnont August 24, 2020
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milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date
wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
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milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
by the agitator August 26, 2013
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milf magic

when someone has a child and becomes hotter
guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid

guy 2: that’s milf magic bro
by basedmp3 January 27, 2021
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Milf Denny's

Anon: dude I went to Milf Denny's
Anon 2: Dude, how you feel
Anon: Like I lost my virginirt
by Milf Dennys April 21, 2021
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rain is a milf

rain is big hot milf from wales
by irisisaqtxx May 8, 2021
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Milf sex

by MilfL0ver3000 August 26, 2022
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