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Linkinback 

Borrowing from the first and last words of the bands "Linkin Park" and "Nickelback;" "Linkinback" is a genre of music which includes any musical group or song that is obvious and obnoxious in its apparent lack of talent and artistic creativity but instead excels in it's incompetence and ineptitude to produce music that is of good taste or has the capacity to exhibit any intelligence. A genre that un-does the contributions of bands that were good and not filled with immature, no-talent men that better resemble pubescent boys lamenting about everyday emotions. "Linkinback" bands usually holds within its fabric a penchant or in extreme cases the incessant need to create songs that revolve around a single word yelled by the supposed singer in an attempt to stir an emotion or constructed frame within the psyche of the unfortunate soul listening. Any band or song that, if given the opportunity, had the choice of being personified into a single period in history, would inevitably choose for itself an era rocked by pain, suffering, decay, obliteration of society, and regression of knowledge, education and understanding; an era better known as "The Dark Ages."
It's a damn shame! He bled to death through his ears from listening to that terrible Linkinback music; poor bastard never had a chance.

Can't say that I never warned him. I told him not to listen to that Linkinback shit and look at him now...now he is reduced to nothing more than a quivering pile of drool and filth; a being unworthy of inhaling a rectal-belch from a homeless beggar.
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linkin park fan 

The most hardcore fans in the world. NOT. they usually consist of prepubescent little girls or guys who are uncomfortable or confused with their sexuality.
that Linkin Park fan is very sensitive and emo

Linkin Bizkit 

A hybrid of the bands Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit, very popular in Eastern Europe
Q: you see that new Linkin Bizkit video yet?
A: yeah, i got through a whole box of tissues just watching it!
Linkin Bizkit by the B-Blocker December 15, 2010

Licking grass 

It is when a partner is giving oral to another partner and they lick the other's pubes
Cindy and Jonas were together and started 69ing, they realized neither of them had shaved and decided to suck it up and continue giving oral. When talking about it later they decided they would never be a couple who thinks 'licking grass' is ok.

Linkin Log 

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
Linkin Log by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

Linkin Log 

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
Linkin Log by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

Elbow-Licking 

If you are not able to do this it is said you have blood cancer and that you blonde.
Oh Amy have you heard of Elbow-Licking?
Elbow-Licking by 828729109mdsns9 October 6, 2010