Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009

keeper

something worth keeping

The autographed ball is a keeper.

by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2011

Keep It

A saying of disgust when someone offers you something. Can be said alone, or can be added in front of whatever it is your being offered.

“Yeah, that tramp offered to sleep with James, but he said ‘Keep the pussy, just keep it!’”

by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007

Keep it sexual

another way of saying "see ya later" or "till another time" a slang hip way that somewhat confuses people.

"Well alright, see ya next week"

"Yeah, keep it sexual"

by Alicedesmack April 23, 2011

Keep on truckin'

A way to tell someone to keep doing what they're doing.

Guy 1: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm shaving my ball sack.
Guy 1: Ok?... Keep on truckin'.
Guy 2: Will do.

by Mr.Gooch April 17, 2011

Keepin it crispy

N.Used to describe a person who refuses to be bogged down by the mundane normalcy of life and lives on the cutting edge.

"Hey, I'm just keepin it crispy". Opposed to lame parties where people sit and eat burgers, Alex lived by the philosophy of keepin it crispy, his parties were off the hook. Pushing computers and portable media devices technologically, both Apple and Microsoft are keepin it crispy.

One who is keepin it crispy can also be described as; A leader, A friend who pulls those who are close to them out of ruts and makes them live life, A user of new and upcoming technology, A person with interest in new media including movies, tv and music, A person who stands out from the crowd by their own actions, One who is the party starter

by billster_ny March 14, 2010

Keeksey Rub

When somebody that you don't like and/or has bad skin comes up to and rubs their face against your body. Its unwanted physical contant, not out of affection.

1) "I was in english today and he just came up and keeksey rubbed my face!!"
"Shit! Man.. You ok?!"
2) "I was just standing there and she came up and rubbed her face against me...! I feel dirty.. I need to wash."
"SHIT YOU'VE BEEN KEEKSEY RUBBED!!"

by Nibor96 February 4, 2008