jacob

fucking retard

jacob is a fucking retard

by 240saregayasfuck September 19, 2015

Jacob Black

A werewolf in the crap Twilight. Synonyms: Pedophile

Ew, did you see that Jacob Black touch that little six year old?

by JUN LOVES YOU November 21, 2009

Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube

This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.

by connordolan July 9, 2016

jacob sartorius

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent

Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius

by shirelove June 23, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

See Cancer for a more in-depth definition of "Jacob Sartorious"

"Jacob Sartorious is cringy"

by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016

jacobellis

To show off unnecessarily when you have succeeded in completing a task, only to screw up whn showing off and end up failing. Miserably.

Lindsay pulled a jacobellis when she won the silver medal instead of the gold in that snowboard race.

by fuzzy510 February 25, 2006

Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''

Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤

by emthesmølchild June 30, 2016