Humperdink

An old, fat woman who's notorious for speaking her mind and giving people advice when it's least solicited; the kind who's usually president of the community association, makes a lot of public complaints, and starts a lot of awareness and protest movements, because she has nothing better to do, often because she doesn't have a job and is nothing but a housewife with no post-secondary education or ambitions. Think about your neighbourhood busy-body; chances are that she's all but 1 or 2 of these things. (see: Kyle's mom)

A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.

Person 1: Look, here comes Humperdink.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.

by screambloodygore October 10, 2005

humpernickle

humpernickel is a word i made up when i was high.....i have no idea what it means

but i copywrote it like all my stuff

humpernickel!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha lmao

by rmunky October 14, 2004

Dry hump

A small mound located in the heart of any given desert, that the above mentioned camel may be traversing!

The withered camel slowly climbed the dry hump in it's path on it's way into the city.

by Kym December 5, 2003

Hump of death

A pelvic thrust so powerful that it has been known to kill unsuspecting victims usually young women walking home from the pub. The force of the thrust has been known to scramble the insides of who ever gets in its way.

Holy shit that dude just gave her the hump of death

by Long Grass Jim January 11, 2009

hump day

Wednesday. It is called hump day beccause it is often referred as the ''hump'' of the week because it's two more days til Friday

Today is hump day. Let's hump

by Your Mom in a bikini July 27, 2006

humpality

Like a fatality but with humping.

Did you see how she finished that guy off? Look at where her gun is at, hot diggity. That was one sweet humpality.

by Trixie Tang July 14, 2005

Humpback Midget

Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.: Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:Quefe)

or

When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.

Example sentence 1: Can't believe Mary got arrested because she got a Florida humpback midget at the Daytona 500.
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"

by Hoborilla&da notorious L.I.N.O April 17, 2010