screambloodygore's definitions
1. Located at 49.55N latitude and 109.29W longitude in a meteor crater from the crustaceous era or earlier, estimated at 75 million years old, which is only slightly higher than the median age of the town, and probably slightly lower than the median age of the people who drive through town and usually converge at an intersection with Jasper St. and get caught in a face-off, because no one knows who's going first.
2. A growing community estimated at 2700 people with more to do than Fox Valley, Piapot, and other immediately surrounding areas. Questionable public accomodations, but adequate shopping, even for some furniture and small appliances. Lots of hard-working, helpful people, and if you're 16 and have wood, there's lots of places to put it. Just shop around a bit first, and double up on condoms just to be safe.
2. A growing community estimated at 2700 people with more to do than Fox Valley, Piapot, and other immediately surrounding areas. Questionable public accomodations, but adequate shopping, even for some furniture and small appliances. Lots of hard-working, helpful people, and if you're 16 and have wood, there's lots of places to put it. Just shop around a bit first, and double up on condoms just to be safe.
Person 1: *wipes sweat* I'm so glad we're not in Fox Valley anymore.
Person 2: Let's stop in Maple Creek, they have the best pussy between Swift Current and Medicine Hat.
Person 1: Okay but we're ditching first thing in the morning and going to Calgary.
Person 2: Absolutely.
Person 2: Let's stop in Maple Creek, they have the best pussy between Swift Current and Medicine Hat.
Person 1: Okay but we're ditching first thing in the morning and going to Calgary.
Person 2: Absolutely.
by screambloodygore September 24, 2005
Get the Maple Creekmug. 1. Grunting, growling or screaming out heavy metal lyrics; usually refers to someone who does this well, but if you sing along to your albums at home and they're normally vocalized that way by the original band performing them, you can also "scream bloody gore".
2. Screaming loudly, shrilly - at the top of your lungs - for a prolonged period of time, when you get badly hurt or see someone else get hurt.
3. A landmark song by the heavy metal band Death off of their first full-length album.
4. A landmark album by the heavy metal band Death; also their first full-length album, which was released in 1987, and began a legacy that lasted for 12 years, 7 full-length albums, Chuck Schuldiner's slow and steady conversion to Christianity and the rotating of the inverted cross in the Death logo to an upright Christian one.
2. Screaming loudly, shrilly - at the top of your lungs - for a prolonged period of time, when you get badly hurt or see someone else get hurt.
3. A landmark song by the heavy metal band Death off of their first full-length album.
4. A landmark album by the heavy metal band Death; also their first full-length album, which was released in 1987, and began a legacy that lasted for 12 years, 7 full-length albums, Chuck Schuldiner's slow and steady conversion to Christianity and the rotating of the inverted cross in the Death logo to an upright Christian one.
Example 1: I listened to all the 7 Death albums last night and screamed bloody gore the whole way through.
Example 2: Andrew had the operation on his ingrown toenail yesterday... he screamed bloody gore.
Example 3: "Lobotomized corpse, shredding your flesh, leaving your body a bloody mess... scream bloody GORE!"
Example 2: Andrew had the operation on his ingrown toenail yesterday... he screamed bloody gore.
Example 3: "Lobotomized corpse, shredding your flesh, leaving your body a bloody mess... scream bloody GORE!"
by screambloodygore October 1, 2005
Get the Scream Bloody Goremug. The actress who played the character Sarah Sidle on CSI, and double-handedly made the show kick ass with the help of William Petersen, who played the character Gil Grissom. Also very fuckable.
Person 1: Without Jorja Fox, we would've had to watch Catherine, more of that tit Greg, and that cunt Nick.
Person 2: Well, then we'd just watch CSI Miami.
Person 1: I'd rather scarf down a wet bucket full of meekrob.
Person 2: I agree.
Person 2: Well, then we'd just watch CSI Miami.
Person 1: I'd rather scarf down a wet bucket full of meekrob.
Person 2: I agree.
by screambloodygore October 1, 2005
Get the jorja foxmug. 1. The height of sexual pleasure, or the point at which the man simultaneously loses interest in the woman and regains his interest in sports scores.
2. Climax, Saskatchewan, a farming village of 226 people (1991 census) located at 49°12'N latitude and 108°23'W longitude, just several minutes north of the 49th parallel, and thus, the United States border.
2. Climax, Saskatchewan, a farming village of 226 people (1991 census) located at 49°12'N latitude and 108°23'W longitude, just several minutes north of the 49th parallel, and thus, the United States border.
by screambloodygore October 10, 2005
Get the orgasmmug. The most notorious, if not the greatest, heavy metal guitarist of all-time, with a great attitude, and an unrivaled passion for the genre of music and all that it stood for - the ultimate epitome of heavy metal, usually found on a stage in a small club, medium-sized auditorium or large arena, wielding his guitar like a battle axe and emitting gut-wrenching walls of sound to hundreds of banging heads.
by screambloodygore September 6, 2005
Get the dimebagmug. Located at 50.00N latitude and 110.45W longitude, in Alberta, Canada, just over the border from Saskatchewan, the place where anyone from Maple Creek who drives a truck, or has a friend or parent who drives a truck, can be found at weekends loading up on furniture, appliances, and bulk goods and groceries from Wal-Mart or Superstore; closer and nicer than Swift Current, and conveniently located on Highway 1.
Person from Maple Creek: Are we going to Medicine Hat ("The Hat") this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah, where else would we go?
Person 1: What about Swift Current?
*Person 1 and Person 2 look at each other and burst out laughing*
Person 2: Yeah, where else would we go?
Person 1: What about Swift Current?
*Person 1 and Person 2 look at each other and burst out laughing*
by screambloodygore October 10, 2005
Get the Medicine Hatmug. 1. Located at 43.10N latitude and 79.15W longitude, one of the many urban centres in Southern Ontario, with beautiful residential neighbourhoods, a great shopping mall, and only a long tunnel away from Niagara Falls, where you can drop the kids off in the whale tank in Marineland and let the nice whales babysit them on their noses for the rest of the day, while you spend a spectacular night of sophisticated adult tourism shopping, riding the Maid of the Mist and the jetboats, hiking around the river gorge, or just standing and admiring Niagara Falls while taking in the friendly, carefree atmosphere of the city, and the stifling 90% humidity, which usually makes the temperature feel like 45 deg C.
2. A great place for kids to hunt snails all the day under the porch while the adults socialize in the pool, go to Chinese restaurants, one of the many immaculate coffee and donut shops, or cross-border shopping in New York. Also a place where you can easily become a rich, retired woman's considerably younger boytoy.
2. A great place for kids to hunt snails all the day under the porch while the adults socialize in the pool, go to Chinese restaurants, one of the many immaculate coffee and donut shops, or cross-border shopping in New York. Also a place where you can easily become a rich, retired woman's considerably younger boytoy.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go on a road trip to St. Catharines?
Person 2: Okay, we'll go shopping, stay in a nice hotel, find some MILFs and have a beach party.
Person 2: Okay, we'll go shopping, stay in a nice hotel, find some MILFs and have a beach party.
by screambloodygore September 24, 2005
Get the St. Catharinesmug.