hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay January 5, 2007

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indian hotel room

A hotel room occupied by two Indian men (Who could possibly be giving eachother rusty trombones). After occupying the room, a smell that noone should ever have to inhale is formed. This smell if inhaled for more than 5 minutes could cause loss of conscieness, brain damage or even death.

Shari: Mr.Patel needs some cream brought up to his room.

Eddy: You must be out of your mind. I'm not going up to that room!!

Shari:Oh I forgot......indian hotel room.

Eddy:Yeah Mr.Patel is probably getting a rusty trombone anyway.

by Frazier September 26, 2007

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Hostile Intent

A Half Life modification that is supposed to be coming out soon, but that has been the story from 1999.

HI has been at 90% complete for something around 3 years. It's pathetic, the HL engine is beginning to get outdated.
Games, movies and lots of other stuff can get made in a short time. Hostile Intent will probably play like shit, the models and stuff are old style, probably with low polies etc. Gonna be the worst mod ever, can't miss it..

I mean look at other good mods. The Specialists etc. They only took a couple of years and they will > Hostile Intent.

Fact: It wont be out before Half Life 3, not 2, 3. That's fact, these morons are pathetic.

"Woah, look at this mod it looks really cool! Hostile Intent!"
'Yeah, It's only been in production for 4 years. They suck ass. The mod looks good, but it will probably play like monkey shit.'
"Oh yeah, I got banned from the IRC. I was called FGT then banned by FlyingPenis or something."
'Yup. The mod is gonna blow, the community blows, the dev team blows.
Fucking losers..'
"Yup Fuck Hostile Intent. Fuck it to bits.."

by Hostile Intent Is gayness September 5, 2003

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Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel is a virtual world, you make an avatar and chat to other avatars (people) in different rooms there is 'public' rooms and 'private' rooms. The game easily gets people addicted, you can to buy 'creds' these are to be bourght with your own money via cell, phone credit card etc. 'creds' can buy you virtual furniture often called 'furni'also it couod buy you 'habbo club' which means you can get upgrades for your avatars hair, clothes etc. You will also have access to other rooms which you wouldnt before. Included with your avatar is a homepage, which you can decorate with 'stickers', backgrounds or notes. These pages can be viewed by other avatars, they can leave comments, rate your page and look at what you have to say.
There are many games to play both public and private, you could win things, and maybe get a high posistion in a leader board.
Habbo is a safe environment, it blocks any 'bad' words with the word 'bobba'.
Millions of people play habbo accross the world there are different hotels for different countries.
To play the game you will need an upgraded version of shockwave player. Be aware of how much you actually are spending on the game though! It could mount up.

avatar 1: hey lets go to the hallway in habbo hotel
avatar 2: sure we can meet some new people!

by luccay April 11, 2008

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