Hacken

A word used to express intense feelings. Used by youtube sensation Fred Figglehorn.

Person 1: Dude what the hacken was that for?!?
Person 2: Chill man, don't be so hacken crazy.

by iluvfred July 11, 2010

hackerbate

To practice or play hacky sack by oneself.

I frequently hackerbate to hone my hacky sack skills

by fluffybunnykins August 16, 2010

hackerincidence

noun; describing an event where your computer or a personal account has been hacked into, spammed, or invaded by a virus

The latest hackerincidence on Facebook is a link to a video which downloads a virus to your computer.

by sistasallysue September 17, 2010

hack-tow rule of half

a sacred rule in which you and your best mate, scavenge whatever food/alcohol is on offer, you then proceed to half EXACTLY the susbstance in which you have accquired

"wewww here, shes pure left a bit of apple pie likeeeeeee, hack-tow rule of half on this cunt likeeeeeeeeee"

by hacktow September 7, 2011

Hacketting

the act of throwing a condom (normally a big black one) in someones face for them to put on just before sex

Matt saw Kylie hacketting Martin before he penetrated her

by Nicky Turner January 9, 2012

Hacker

Someone who derives the purpose of hardware and software from its intended use through reverse-engineering or exploiting digital ignorance. There are three types.

White-hats: Hacking for the good. (Goverments, FBI, etc.)

Grey-Hats: Hacking against the law, but for the people. (Think Anonymous.)

Black-Hats: Hacking against the law, for financial or intellectual gain.

Average: Dude, did you hear about the hackers?

Hacker: The Sony security was shit.

by Phexion January 8, 2015

hackback

A 'hackback' is when you devastatingly (and at exactly the correct moment) cut through a flow of verbal abuse being directed at you - by using your own brutally accurate observations about your assailant's lack of intelligence, lack of good looks etc. All of those then pale into insignificance, as with rapier-like accuracy, you finally observe that your assailant is also well known in his or her peer group, as being someone who is completely unable to string any sentence together that lacks at least ten repeated swear words.

"Who says words can't kill? I looked at the bully and then chose my exact moment to deliver him a killer hackback. He left me and my friends completely alone after that."

by mimbijones April 4, 2015