mammalian guilt

a nagging feeling that dinosaurs didn't deserve to go extinct, since they weren't unfit for their environment - it was the environment that turned on them overnight, which is unfair. thus the success of mammals a result of dumb luck at best, and cheating at worst.

dinosaurs deserve to be here more than i do. the mammalian guilt is getting to me.

by cloverjuice June 25, 2025

as guilty as diddy

when you know you did something but they cant prove it

Dylan is in court for murder. When he committed the murder, there was no cameras.

Dylan to his lawyer,: "I'm as guilty as diddy 😂"

Lawyer: "Damn Right" *shoulder pat*

by MeowzerDefinitions July 7, 2025

ele-guilt

The guilt a person feels from wasting time on electronics. Pronounced EL-uh-guilt.

I didn't do my homework because I wanted to play video games, and now I'm feeling ele-guilt.

by Fenyx Stygios July 13, 2025

Survivors guilt

happens when individuals feel guilty after they survive a tragic, near death, or traumatic event when others perished.

He carried the weight of survivors guilt, wondering why he was the one who made it out alive.

by Mexicanbuttholecheeksgod October 29, 2025

Survivors guilt

The feeling of disgust against oneself after surviving something traumatic. This brings on alot of self-blame.

"His hands still lingered on me. I feel disgusting.. Survivors guilt huh..? "

by Pr3tty Gh0ul November 1, 2025

Unmerited Guilt

To have the feeling of
guilt even when you didn’t do something wrong.

My mother had unmerited guilt after dropping me off on my first day of school.

by Kermie’s Kreations November 29, 2025

podcast guilt

noun
That nagging, low-level anxiety caused by an ever-growing list of unlistened podcast episodes. Often accompanied by FOMO, the feeling that you’re “falling behind” on important conversations, and the urge to binge-listen at 1.5× speed just to chip away at the backlog. Common symptoms include doom-scrolling your podcast app, sporadic end-of-year purges, and occasionally declaring “podcast bankruptcy” (marking everything as played without listening).

“I’ve got 47 unplayed episodes of JRE alone—podcast guilt is hitting hard this New Year’s Eve.”

by freezedriedgator December 31, 2025