fur chimney

(n.) - very hairy penis shaft

Heading to the barber to line up the old fur chimney

by Squatchrider December 10, 2017

The Fur Day

Propaganda made by furries to notmalize fricking animals.

Furry:"Hey have you heard of The Fur Day? You have to do something I tell you!"
John: *Loads shotgun with religious intent*

by anonymous December 21, 2020

fur anchor

A dog that runs someone’s life.

Q: Hey, want to get a bite to eat later?

A: No, I’ve got to go home and let my fur anchor shit in the neighbor’s yard.

by NCElm November 23, 2024

fur pot

An insane mixture of peyote and super good kush which would surely make anyone insane enough to become a cannibal.

<DTJ> Fur Pot
<Q>"What is it used for?"
<DTJ>"What- It's used for a.. several different things- um what it is- you know what Peyote is?"
<Q>"A coyote?"
<DTJ>"Yeah, peyote, like the natives. The natives smoked the peyote."
<DTJ>"What this is- is you take peyote and you take- you teek og-kush marijuana"
<DTJ>"And you- you grind them together and you squish them until the juices come out"
<DTJ>"And then we all smoke it and it makes us go insane and we start eating each other"

by rex_corvorum March 27, 2022

chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.

"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."

by Gatorttu April 6, 2017

Fur Bucket

A parody of fuss bucket meant to be used for pets (mainly cats) that are particularly fluffy and may shed a lot.

My cat Rory is a fur bucket; He never stops shedding!

by Tee..Dee January 1, 2023

courtesy fur

The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"

Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.

by TechSavage72 August 24, 2016