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Momfaced

A woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag committing crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."
by FDollCreator August 29, 2025
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French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.
"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."
by FDollCreator January 4, 2025
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Momfaced

An woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag who commits crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."
by FDollCreator August 29, 2025
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Momfaced

An woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag who commits crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."
by FDollCreator August 29, 2025
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