Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Grandma's bubbles

The bubbles in the sink when you wash your hands

*washes hands and plays with the bubbles in the sink* Grandma's bubbles

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion

Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil

by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022

grandma

Parent's mother.

Grandma.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

grandma orlando

A grandma but i'm not exactly sure what city she lives in

Person 1: Hey, do you know where grandma is?
Person 2: No i dont really know that
Grandma Orlando: 🙌

by Enorma P. Ness September 17, 2023

Grandma

a person witch dementia who only live to clean and cook they are very wrinkly even the "vagina" and the "buttocks"

jimmy: whoa ur grandma has a very wrinkly pussy and buttocks

greg: thanks

by anonymous August 5, 2024