farmerette

A Canadian word (mostly Ontario and the Anglophone portion of Quebec). Denotes a girl/young woman who works on a farm. The term was common before the Quiet Revolution, but is not very common today, although it is still heard occasionally.

(said while reading letter)"Ah, c____ce! My brother Henri dropped out of college to marry that farmerette Margot. I can't believe it! Does he even realize what he's doing, and what he's giving up? Ah, tab___ac! Sac__ment!

by JCEG December 11, 2006

Farmery

An adjective used to describe something farmer like.

I wore a t-shirt last weekend while I was out fishing and my tan turned out kinda farmery!..It wasn't quite like a full blown farmers tan because my legs and right arm also got some sun, but still quite farmery!..

by sportbiker July 11, 2011

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

farmer's market fresh

Another way of saying something is really good.

See also: cool, awesome, sweet, etc.

Your kicks lookin' farmer's market fresh, boy!

Man, I'm feelin' farmer's market fresh right now.

by mabou May 12, 2016

farmer finger

the act of a southern man or farmer inserting his dirty finger in the girls pussy

hey i gave that girl the farmer finger last night

by 420 weed smoker February 14, 2017

willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"

by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009