Blended Family 

Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.

Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.

Blended Family by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009

forced family fun 

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.

We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...

forced family fun by YAWA July 2, 2017

F is For Family

A netflix original where Frank Murphy constantly threatens to put his dumbass kids through that fuckin wall.

Kevin: Dad I got an F on my reports card. Frank: I swear to fucking god kevin I didn't almost bleed out Korea for you to get an F im gonna put you through that fuckin wall. That's what F is For Family is about

F is For Family by Frank Fuckin Murphy January 24, 2020

Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.

Famine Underwear by sharkfoot February 21, 2010

Famalamadingdong

Ironic mutation of urban words Fam and Famalam, made popular by west coast hip hop artists and cannabis businesses such as Berner and the Cookie Fam. This humorous twist was popularized by social media rouge cultivator CaliOutdoor.

They all be haters of the fire we producing, Famalamadingdong!

Famalamadingdong by CDMbuddy May 5, 2018

family reunion

A euphemism for winding up back inside since prison has provided some with the only family they will ever have.

My sentencing is scheduled for tomorrow and I suspect I will wind up having another family reunion as a result.

family reunion by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

famous dex 

A rapper from Chicago with red dreads sighed by rich the kid to Rich forever music.

Aye you hear that new famous dex track?

famous dex by Ancientflu March 19, 2017