fake cousin 

someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.

friend: who is that in your family picture?
you: oh, that is ______, my fake cousin!

fake cousin by 0liviaS November 19, 2018

Fabien 

A ‘Fabien’ is one of the Hottest guys in your school and is smart, caring and extremely fun. A Fabien is meant to be amazing at sex and they get all the girls. If you’re female and you know a Fabien... get with him or try sex with him because it’s soooooo good!!!
The French ones are the best of the best

Every girl at school “OMG it’s Fabien. How do I look?! He’s got to be into me”
Every dude at school “wish I was called Fabien”

Fabien by Think about how rare Fabien is August 5, 2020

legit fake 

really 100% guaranteed fake

A: I bought this diamond ring from the store for $9999.99 only
B: sorry, but this is legit fake

legit fake by legit dictionary January 12, 2016

fake punt 

A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.

fake punt by Rob April 15, 2003

fake 

a person that ISNT REAL
they fake who they are and not all the time but sometimes stab you in the fikken back. its what alot of people cant stand. THEY ARE USUALLY LIARS everyone deals through them during their life

person 1: i cant stand fakes
faker: i know they are so contarded (plasticly)

mom: how was everything?
faker: i told you to shut up! (MEAN)

fake by iiZZY BiiZZY BELLY April 7, 2007

fake news card 

What you accuse someone of playing when they cite adverse news about your favorite politician.

Tom: Trump was found to have taken Russian money for his campaign
Bill: More fake news from the liberals and hypocrites.

Tom: You're playing the fake news card again Bill.

fake news card by Holly Goodhead January 15, 2017

Arabian fake out 

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and then pulls out and spits on her back and then she thinks he came and turns around and he jizzes in her eye.

That bitch is blind because I gave her the Arabian fake out last night.

Arabian fake out by Derrick Golden Rod April 9, 2010