A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.
Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.
Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.
Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.
by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012
Get the Douchebags Apprenticemug. The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
Get the Douchebag Showermug. A self-absorbed narcissistic individual in the upper echelons of management of major corporations with a grand sense of entitlement with little or no use for subordinates unless they can further his/her career or bonus. These people love to hear themselves talk and lack listening skills. They surround themselves with sycophants that can be characterized as executive douchebag wannabe's.
The CEO proved he was an executive douchebag by always finding a business reason to submit an expense report for fine dining or taking a flight.
by Mr Zabava August 26, 2014
Get the Executive douchebagmug. by Homer Riley June 27, 2014
Get the douchebag smilemug. People who try to cram their idea of a perfect world down your throat. They are selfish and pompous. These types usually smell like ass and have no friends outside of the liberal douchebag army. These were babies of acid-using hippies and the hippies themselves.
by PancyNelosi March 27, 2009
Get the liberal douchebagmug. Something that is no longer cool or fun because douchebags have ruined it.
Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.
Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.
As painful as it is for me to admit it, The Empire Strikes Back has been Douchebag flagged.
Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.
Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.
by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011
Get the Douchebag flagged.mug. someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves.
by bananacake August 6, 2011
Get the spazzy douchebagmug.