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Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.
Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
by Peejkayne October 10, 2011
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douchebag smile

When someone smiles all the time like a douchebag.
Look at that railroad welder cheesing!
I know I hate that douchebag smile!
by Homer Riley June 27, 2014
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Executive douchebag

A self-absorbed narcissistic individual in the upper echelons of management of major corporations with a grand sense of entitlement with little or no use for subordinates unless they can further his/her career or bonus. These people love to hear themselves talk and lack listening skills. They surround themselves with sycophants that can be characterized as executive douchebag wannabe's.
The CEO proved he was an executive douchebag by always finding a business reason to submit an expense report for fine dining or taking a flight.
by Mr Zabava August 26, 2014
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douchebag roadblock

(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.
Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!
by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012
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liberal douchebag

People who try to cram their idea of a perfect world down your throat. They are selfish and pompous. These types usually smell like ass and have no friends outside of the liberal douchebag army. These were babies of acid-using hippies and the hippies themselves.
The West Coast of America is largely inhabited by liberal douchebags.
by PancyNelosi March 27, 2009
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Douchebag flagged.

Something that is no longer cool or fun because douchebags have ruined it.

Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.
As painful as it is for me to admit it, The Empire Strikes Back has been Douchebag flagged.

Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.

I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:

The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.
by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011
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spazzy douchebag

someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves.
chill out jacob earp! your such a spazzy douchebag!
by bananacake August 6, 2011
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