A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.
Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.
Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.
Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.
by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012
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by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012
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Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
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Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!
Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
by Peejkayne October 10, 2011
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by PancyNelosi March 27, 2009
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by Chewable Vitamins April 25, 2010
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Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.
Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.
As painful as it is for me to admit it, The Empire Strikes Back has been Douchebag flagged.
Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.
Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.
by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011
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