semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes

watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets

by semen demon and frank the tank November 11, 2003

Exorcising a Mud Demon

When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a "ghost trap" (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted Mini Wheats, etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea.

Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!

Stan: Dude, what the hell did you do to this bathroom?

Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.

Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!

Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.

by badfish stylee January 10, 2010

Butt Demon

A giant shit that you almost can't get out. It's like giving birth through your asshole. Usually it tears the anal ring and you bleed. And sometimes the demon can infect the wound. The only way to prevent these demons from occurring is through anal exercises.

"RELEASE THE BUTT DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FatJackson September 25, 2009

cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

pinky demon

The ubiquitous, pink monsters in id Software's original Doom games. They have massive, snarling jaws and commonly killed with a chainsaw. Sometimes called "butt monsters" for their vague resemblance to a human posterior with legs, they are officially called "demons" by id Software.

The barrels exploded, killing a pinky demon and three imps.

by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009

Lemon demon

1. Lemon
2. Demon
3. Karkalious

4. Lemon demon

:33< Cool songs dude

Lemon demon: hello I am lemon demon on a secret account. give me your credit card information so I can make music.

Person: OH MY GOD NEILLLL AKA LEMON DEMON!!!!!

Lemon demon: yes that is me. Please give me your credit card information.

Person: OH MY GOD LEMON DEMON!!!!

by TheChalkSystem.com March 26, 2021

minge demon

Relating to the genatalia of a chav hore or other dirty girl whos legs are too often wide open. The minge demon lives inside of the minge giving a foul smelling residue that on occasion peers out of the gash attaching itself to the participating penis resulting in a strange burning sensation

Yesterday that filthy chav whore opened up her legs and the minge demon smiled at me before causing a nasty rash on my member

by Bean, Dave May 17, 2005