When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.
by LouMack March 26, 2016
Logan: Do do you want to date jack?
Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019
A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.
Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
Crystal Starbucks
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
by TheWickedBitchIsDead October 04, 2021
An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.
Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.
by lonelypencil November 12, 2021
A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.
Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.
Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks
Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.
Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks
by AySly February 03, 2023
Crystal Pierre is a beautiful, talented, amazing girl. She is so passionate and someday she's gonna become a well known actress. She's very good at dancing and can also rap a little! She's gorgeous even if she doesn't see it herself. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. She's also a HUGEEEEEEEE Billie Eilish fan , she LOVESSSSSSS Billie so much. She also loves Justin Bieber, but Billie is her favourite. 😍🥰😘
Hey did you hear about that amazing actress?
Yeah um I think her name is like Crystal Pierre right?!
Yeah she is so beautiful, talented and amazing!!!!!!
Yeah um I think her name is like Crystal Pierre right?!
Yeah she is so beautiful, talented and amazing!!!!!!
by crystalpierre_ November 11, 2020