chat cranky: when you unintentionally come across as agitated in an online chat or text message conversation
Kerry: Did you notice how Bill was pissed off today?
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.
by zachfree November 2, 2011
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Get the Frosted Cranberry mug."Did you see lip last night? He was tweekin sac after he spend a few minutes in the bathroom boofin' crank".
by Bewfbag November 29, 2018
Get the Boofin' Crank mug.Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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by PriiGuy June 4, 2022
Get the Hawg Cranked mug.Family-Knowledge-Brain&Skull-Exploding. Due to being too close to your family and or learning things about them that cause your brain&skull to explode.
"Dude my mom told me about the day she gave birth to me and I almost had a taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion"
"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"
"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"
by GGfrmTX April 25, 2012
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Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium
by obamallamas July 17, 2018
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