Cooterific

An interesting linguistic splice of the words "cooter" and "terrific." It basically means something is pretty awesome.

"Wow, that guy Brett is pretty fucking cooterific" or perhaps "That girl's tits are cooterific!"

by Brett is Cooterific September 6, 2009

drunken cooter

when you insert a tampon soaked in vodka up your cooter. it causes you to get drunk or a tad tipsy hence giving you a drunken cooter.

Karl: I just ate out Jenna and now my mouth tastes like alcohol.
Adam: Well thats what you get for eating drunken cooter.

by cherryfrog69 March 11, 2010

cootered

when a female finds a picture on her mans cellphone of another females cooter, so she sends a picture by cellphone of her cooter to the other female who is messing with her man.

Tonya found a picture of Kim's cooter on her mans cellphone. So Tonya sent a picture of her cooter to Kim, telling her to back off her man Greg. So Kim was cootered by Tonya.

by Kat/Roxy October 9, 2008

Cooter tooter

When you’re hitting it from behind and her vagina queefs

When Kanye was making love to Ariana grande from behind, she had a cooter tooter.

by Gben42 October 2, 2017

cum coaster

A tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as sexually promiscuous. Such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for semen should a man be having unprotected sex with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to ejaculation, hence cum coaster.

See: Tramp Stamp

"I pulled out and shot my load all over that tramp's cum coaster."

by Josepolis January 17, 2008

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

Cooter-dodger

Someone who actively avoids vaginas or intimate interactions with women.

"Jake Roberts is such a cooter-dodger"

by Steven segall December 11, 2009