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Coon Burger

When one goes to Africa, rapes then kills a dirty, useless, stinky blacman (or woman) (or child) (or a peice of shit laying on the floor) and places it inside a lovely buttered slice of bread.
AL-en; "I fancy a beef burger. Go to McDonalds and buy me one, Failure Schon!"

*fourteen days later*

*Failure throws a black man on the floor*

AL-en; "What the shit?! I asked for a beef burger, not a coon burger you cunt!"

*AL-en rapes Failure til his arse turns to the same colour as Liverpool FC's home kit*

THE END.
by AL-en Demp-C November 11, 2010
mugGet the Coon Burgermug.

Coon Hunting

"Hey, Wanna go coon hunting?"
"Yea Man! I thought I saw some chick on the corner when I was driving here!"
by HoHoHoHope February 1, 2009
mugGet the Coon Huntingmug.

coon cat

A young child from freeport, me who ate some toast, used to be small, but now hes real tall. He is also known as cooonnnnooorrrr
coon cat lifted the puck at buscuit so GIDDY OOHHH GIDDY tought him a lesson
by Salad Fingers II January 21, 2008
mugGet the coon catmug.

Coon-tang

Lets go down to Oakland tonight, and find us some Coon-tang.
by Netsharpshooter September 19, 2012
mugGet the Coon-tangmug.

Coon mask

When a man dips his balls in chocolate sauce, then teabags his partner
I gave Jenny a coon mask last night
by Looloo123 August 3, 2016
mugGet the Coon maskmug.

Cooch coon

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting
Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.
by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018
mugGet the Cooch coonmug.

coon tread

When ones tires on his/her car are bald and steel wire is showing
hemi: hey rangi your car tire are bald

rangi: nah bro just running coon tread
by dr chops April 14, 2009
mugGet the coon treadmug.

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