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come dodger

term used for when a girl gives you head (blow job) but refuses to swallow your man-fat. where the antonym would be a 'come guzzler' (girl who loves drinking down your spunk).
mike: bro, last night stephanie gave me a blow job but she wouldn't swallow my wad
steve: shit dude, your girl is a come dodger!
mike: yeah, guess i need to find myself a come guzzler like yours!
by hugh garse July 10, 2006
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come

A word that stupid people laugh at when they have just discovered the meaning of cum.
Person: He's coming from over there.

Stupid teenage girl: lolorz 1he said come!1 1 !!
by Prof. Goldman December 2, 2010
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Great Comebacks

A great come back is something that is said to purposely piss off, humiliate, or sadden the person you are saying it to. Some people often try to create good comebacks that absolutely suck saggy nipples. Like for instance if someone were to say "You are gay!" you would not want to just say to them "I know you are but what am I?" Because the answer to that question is that you infact are a homosexual (not literally mind you) just mentally. Another common BAD comeback is "I Am What I eat" ok so lets just create a scenario, Bob has just called Timothy a Vagina. I am what I eat would not work quite well with this because it would ultimately mean that Timothy is a Vagina, who eats... vagina. The key to a great comeback is originality. If done properally the victim that you have just "Verbally Bitch Slapped" will have nothing else left to say or do either than piss their pants or come up with a lame comeback.
(Note this is a AOL conversation, though screenames are not used to protect Identities)
Gay Max: well, i started project lama lama dingdong
Me: Is that what you kids call masturbating these days?

Or perhaps one that is intentionally meant to hurt someone, then you just through it right back in their filthy face!

Gay Max: I think you smell
Me: Good, now that we are being honest with eachother I think your the biggest faggot that has every step foot on this planet so commonly reffered to as EARTH
(Now watch closely)
Gay Max: i dont car
(He cares so much that he has indeed not followed the proper grammar techniques such as capitalize the I for himself and place an e at the end of car to make it car*e. What will he do next?)
Gay Max signed off at 5:37:01 PM.
(That pussy will sign off before you roast him again!)
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comearound

n. something someone says when they don't have a comeback, usually blurted out without any thought, makes the speaker feel like an idiot afterwards.
Nice comearound...
by Tess Scape March 8, 2011
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coherst

coherst is when some one forces you to do something also coherst can mean someone who makes something that some one else allredy has albums,movies,t.v.shows,humans,thats how you coherst the game
i was coherst to belive that i was recieving a milllion dollars.

dont nobody coherst songs like me no biteing just cohersting
music baby.....
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Come Up

To snag someone who is more attractive, more successful, and/or richer than you.
Stacy was just a bartender at Applebee's when she met that basketball player. She snagged the ultimate come up.
by Sidewinder01 September 19, 2012
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bram cohen

1. The developer of the file sharing method known as Bit torrent.
2. The person who is attributed as the cause of everything that does not work or fails to function.
1. Damn bit torrent is hot! Props to my man bram cohen!
2. The f***ing movie is stuck at 99.99% and my cheese toaster doesn't work, its that bastard bram cohen again!
by Zam March 28, 2004
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