Crocker

Person who is described as, but not limited to a greasy haired, hunch backed homo with no social life or standing. Spends most of their time on the computer, giving them a pasty complection. Often the victim of chat room predators who enjoy taking nerdy little boys from behind.

Crocker found himself a 42 year old trucker from Iowa and he couldn't be happier.

by JesseB October 7, 2007

cold cocked

cold cocked (verb) The state of having been blown by someone with a mouth full of ice.

I was cold cocked last night.
She put me on my back and cold cocked me.

by Lloyd Winburn May 9, 2007

Cocket

When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.

I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!

by DirtyStinkyNigger July 8, 2009

cockem bopers

when you and your buds stick sockem bopers on your dicks and play like that instead of punching

Hey guys, lets play cockem bopers
*sticks sockem boper on dick*

by Nachocock321 August 29, 2009

crocker shite

This is the definition for the song cannonball made by charlie masterman! It is a scottish saying and also means what a load of shit!

Hey tommy and paige that song is such a bit of crocker shite

by thomas holey October 1, 2011

Cucker

fucker cock

You Mother Cucker!

When you can't spell because you are so mad and your fat fingers hit send!

by Game girl September 19, 2019

corker

a man who eats avocados on a hot day while frying potatos

i am a corker

by god on holaday May 9, 2022