Carpet Burner

You put a sock on your dick and a fuck a girl with lightning speed so you give her vagina carpet burn

Girl, Im gonna pull out that Carpet Burner on you tonight ;)

by BitchDranm November 13, 2016

Carpet Muncher

When a homosexual male loves to eat carpets from Ikea, in an almost religious fashion

Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."

by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE May 29, 2018

Carpet Muncher

Humiliating saying of lesbian.

- That girl is awesome!
- Dude, she is carpet muncher!

by Mr. Clever March 29, 2015

Carpet-wagger

An extremely effeminate man. One that makes a carpet knight look tough

Devin youre a carpet-wagger

by Mclaugh January 14, 2009

ass carpet

the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.

Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?

Rick: It burns...

by PD&JG July 31, 2007

carpet lake

the geographical region of the room for any kid in the midst of the game "dont touch the ground its lava." the carpet lake is a piece of land (carpet) which you can touch without being "burned."

"When Zach jumped from the bunk bed, I had no choice but to find 5 seconds of safety at the carpet lake."

by my uterus and i September 30, 2005

carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

by Michael P. Abker March 23, 2006