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I have to take my brother to baseball practice. 

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

St. Brother André CHS 

a shit school that has been alive since like the Elizabethan Era, the uniform is uncomfortable af and the teacher enforce the dress code by putting up dumbass posters in the halls. The cafeteria smells like actual butthole and is just disgusting cuz the janitors barely wipe the tables. Everyone thinks they are the shit and white people there say the n-word FOR NO FUCKING REASON. There’s like maybe 5 nice teachers and the rest have a stick up their ass. The washrooms smell like shit and there’s always tampons on the ground in he girls washroom. They force us to take religion, and yeah it’s a no from me. Oh and you get in trouble for getting UberEats like tf. Oh and everyone is a fucking druggie, and all the AP people are snitches.
Guy: I’ve had the most shitty day
Girl: do you go to St. Brother André CHS ?
Guy: yeah

Girl: figures

O Brother, Where Art Thou? 

Great movie with George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelsn, etc. Adventure of a few bumbling hick crooks becoming famous musicians.
Last night, I watched the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

chuckle brother

The two male participants in a spit roast. Named after the catchphrase of the British comedy duo - "To me, to you, to me, to you".
I said to my chuckle brother that I'd like to change ends.

Like A Brother

One of the worst possible things a girl can say to you. you have liked her for a long time and have thought that can now get with her, then she drops the bomb that your like a brother to her. the shit may then proceed to hit the fan.
"Sally how about having sex"
"You know i cant do that with you, you're like a brother"
Like A Brother by RekabmaS February 4, 2009

Birthday Brother 

A male who shares the same birthday as you. You were born on the same day of the same year. Even though you are not true brothers, this is a significantly close bond
See also Birthday Sister
Brady: Happy Birthday James.
James: Happy Birthday to you too, Birthday Brother.
Birthday Brother by Pablo2342 May 31, 2010
Word of the Day on June 2, 2010