hobo's beard

When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.

I got hobo's beard from Tom last night. fuck Tom.

by tatertot December 26, 2007

Lord Waffle Beard

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .

"Lord Waffle beard is such a omg hold up teh spork!!!! Random name"

by Blitz7x July 11, 2018

sex beard

When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.

"Look at that guy's sex beard, that must tickle her fancy!"

by Mike Samson April 29, 2008

holiday beard

The lazy act of not shaving while you are on a holiday. This can be a trip abroad or a break from work/school.

"Hey man, ur dads grown an awesome holiday beard."
"I know yer, he's so lazy"

by Millsey December 15, 2008

beardmance

the relationship between the gay and the beard that is helping the gay covering his sexuality.

Person 1: OMG i love elounor so much Person 2: ikr louis and eleanor have such a cute beardmance

by eleanorjanecalder September 7, 2012

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Morristown-Beard

Prep school in Morristown, NJ. One of the better independent schools around, this institution drips with tradition and history. From the street, Mo-Beard looks like a country club and on the inside, the new Beard Hall looks amazing. Despite the high price tag (about $22,000) a year, MBS has its share of wealth, evident among the students--fashion and cars. The student body is uber-prep--sporting the latest Brooks Brothers, JCrew or Vera Bradley trends.

With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.

Morristown-Beard is the preppiest of places in affluent Morris County.

by Crimson December 14, 2004