Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.

Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?

by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024

Bayou Baboon

A racial slur used to describe an African American, Especially one originating from the deep south

Black man: "heya, can you show me to town?"

White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"

by Southern hospitality June 1, 2024

Golden Baboon

An metaphor words from African People travelling to Europe, Asia and Australia, and It was Popularized for Generation Beta Dictionary and yet metaphor word for African People immigrant to Ancient Mediterranean Nations like Ancient Greeks and Roman empire but even traveled to asia and Australia to contact Friendly ethnic groups from the past history.

There's yours a golden Baboon Statue found in Australia

by Kostya The Wordmaker December 20, 2024

Black Baloon

Herion.

"Black Baloon" means herion.

by Black Baloon May 9, 2025

Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016