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Pork Bat

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.
by sdtopensied June 30, 2014
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soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches
"You have soggy bats"
by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017
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bat pussied

A person high on a variety of street drugs. High as the sky or bat pussy since they fly.
Last weekend I did some killer shit and was straight bat pussied for two days.
by Yutzenhymer October 11, 2017
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crawling bat

"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.

-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
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bat ping

When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you
i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.
by a.b.eirce March 23, 2017
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Pull Bat

Verb. A variation of the latin word "wingmanicus"

1. To help a brother out when some snap is on the line.
2. Taking the fat friend so your boy can get some sex in.
3. Employing tactics such as "I'll fuck the fat friend" or "Be a dick and make me look better" in order to secure either fellatio or sexual intercourse.
"I had pussy and vodka wrapped around my neck all night, and you guys couldn't pull bat!"

"Jessie really pulled bat during the Fellatio Bowl of 2010!"
by jlh1984 January 14, 2010
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Snaking a bat

Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.
"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"
by Bottom-feeder Beater October 24, 2019
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