Balloon Dogged

The sensation of having eaten so much one feels as if they are a 'balloon dog', a dog shaped baloon-animal, the type often made by a clown for a child; under extreme pressure and ready to explode any second.

"Hey sorry about that, we ate a couple seafood platters and got completely balloon dogged before we got here. I shouldn't have fed her those last five drinks. That will need to be steam cleaned."

"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."

by Lakin A. October 15, 2007

The Pork and cheese balloon

This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant

Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...

by Frank Fontain April 17, 2019

Hot Air Balloon

When a dude asks you if he can fart in you're mouth while you lick his asshole and jerk him off at the same time

Domoniuge asked me to Hot Air Balloon him and i kicked him in his balls

by Dont do this hot air ballon November 8, 2007

Hot Air Balloon

Performed after a Red Balloon. To stpo the beeding, put a hair dryer in someone's ass to cauterize any bleeding from popped hemerroids.

Chastity's bleeding was uncontrolable this time, we had to resort to a Hot Air Balloon

by The Herb and Company November 23, 2004

water balloon test

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.

I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!

by Robby S. November 18, 2007

pop your balloon

A phrase your dumb friend says when he really means "burst your bubble".

Friend 1: "I hate to pop your balloon, but I'm actually fucking retarded."

Friend 2: "No shit you're retarded because you should have said 'burst your bubble'."

by krkelly January 10, 2014

Hawt Air Balloon

Hawt Air Ballon....
In the act of intercourse, at the moment of climax one Rips a smelly one into a plastic bag, pulling it over lovers head. Forcing them to breath in the aroma.

Last night I was nailing this nasty chick, so I Hawt Air Ballooned her, and she puked into the bag.

by Coprophobia July 25, 2011