Balloon Dogged

The sensation of having eaten so much one feels as if they are a 'balloon dog', a dog shaped baloon-animal, the type often made by a clown for a child; under extreme pressure and ready to explode any second.
"Hey sorry about that, we ate a couple seafood platters and got completely balloon dogged before we got here. I shouldn't have fed her those last five drinks. That will need to be steam cleaned."

"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."
by Lakin A. October 01, 2007
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The Pork and cheese balloon

This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...
by Frank Fontain April 18, 2019
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Hot Air Balloon

When a dude asks you if he can fart in you're mouth while you lick his asshole and jerk him off at the same time
Domoniuge asked me to Hot Air Balloon him and i kicked him in his balls
by Dont do this hot air ballon October 22, 2007
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Hot Air Balloon

Performed after a Red Balloon. To stpo the beeding, put a hair dryer in someone's ass to cauterize any bleeding from popped hemerroids.
Chastity's bleeding was uncontrolable this time, we had to resort to a Hot Air Balloon
by The Herb and Company November 23, 2004
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water balloon test

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.
I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!
by Robby S. October 30, 2007
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pop your balloon

A phrase your dumb friend says when he really means "burst your bubble".
Friend 1: "I hate to pop your balloon, but I'm actually fucking retarded."

Friend 2: "No shit you're retarded because you should have said 'burst your bubble'."
by krkelly January 10, 2014
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mustard balloon pits

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts
When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits
by tweetie bird August 10, 2009
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