awkward turtle 

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.

Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle

awkward turtle by Ursula mit dem kalten Loch April 11, 2015

awkward yamaka 

motion or word used when akward moment occurs, normally after a jew joke is said and is not as funny as intended

Person1: and he says "change? I'm a Jew!!!"

*silence*

person2: awkward yamaka

awkward yamaka by just someome March 14, 2009

awkward cow 

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down] and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

awkward cow by brittany ballin June 29, 2008

awkward silence turtle 

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

awkward silence turtle by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

awkward turtle 

The awkward turtle was originated from many awkward situations where a man would take his pants off before sex, and due to a lack of girth and or size would make the situation very awkward thus also shriveling the ballsack. The tiny penis/shriveled sack combination looks similar to a turtle with it's head poking out, picture a turtle upside down in its shell.

This phrase was soon brought out of the bedroom and applied to everyday awkward situations, but all refer back to that original awkward turtle moment when the awkward turtle first appeared and the woman mysteriously got a horrible headache...

The awkward turtle is symbolized by placing one hand, open, palm facing down, thumb out to the side on top of your other hand, palm facing down, thumb out. The thumbs are then wiggled or rotated in tiny circles to signify the awkward tension.

Her: Are you ready?
Him: Yeah, let me take my pants off...
Her: *Gasp*
Him: It gets bigger!!
Her: I just got a really bad headache... I think I'm allergic to your tiny, pathetic penis.

This moment describes the awkward turtle.

awkward turtle by AreDub January 10, 2008

Awkward silence 

When a gay baby is born the world has an awkward silence.

My brother was born while there was an awkward silence. hence he is now gay.

Awkward silence by Rene Sydney T. August 10, 2006

Awkward Unicorn 

Similar to the original "Awkward Turtle" concept. Hand is made into a "peace" sign (can also be a "rock on" sign) and back of hand is touched to forehead, like a two-horned unicorn.

-awkard silence-
Kandy: "Awkward Turtle!"
LoLo: "AWKWARD UNICORN!"

Awkward Unicorn by LoLo Levity July 26, 2009