arse bracket

A seat on wheels, usually pulled by a disabled or lazy person (ie Jack Carrol from corrie) so they can rest or sit down when they feek like it.

"Shit, that so-called funny man from bgt,.the one with the arse bracket is sooo fuckin annoying"

by sipukka March 27, 2024

Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024

Arse'k

Half arseing a asking of a question.

Arse k'd aka asked a bit half assed <-- could be formatted better....
Asking a question with a bit o' snark, a bit o sarcasm, etc.
(I'm terrible at this....)

As a redditor said.

Alright, but let me look up how to arse'k someone on Urban Dictionary first.

by EvilToastedWeasel0 January 14, 2025

Arse Bomb

Explosive break of wind from the back end - a veritable crowd disperser.

The meeting was brought to an abrupt end owing to the release of an enormous arse bomb incident

by Sheep2000 December 30, 2025

Talking Through Your Arse

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;

“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”

by AKACroatalin September 13, 2016

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

You can't sit on your own arse.

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.

Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."

by Someone from Bremen. December 19, 2022