ADS

ADS is the measurement of the speed of somebody's American Dad speedrun.

His ADS is over 9000.

I wish I could get an ADS over 7.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020

ad

dhemna

She's such an ad!

by anonymous September 17, 2021

ad jingle

The best part of an a commerical
If you don't like the ad, you will surely love the catchy music to it.

"The ad jingles now a day are so catchy

by The Odd Writer May 18, 2020

Ad

Also know as advert is an annoying product, website or app that will appear when you are using a website or app. Known for its annoying time of appearance and can really test your patience

Damn it I hate these blumming ads

by Scaryjur12 January 30, 2020

AD

AD refers to alcoholism and depression. Some people have one or the other, but in more severe cases some people may have both.

In the case of such an event the proper way to refer to the condition is AD or “the good ole AD combo”

“Bro, did you hear about what Chad did last night?”
“No, what happened?”
“He was drunk af and got kicked out of the bar for asking the bouncer for cocaine. then said he was going to wrap him and his car around a tree”
“Fuck, sounds like he has a pretty bad case of the good ole AD”

by Boopsperminute October 15, 2019

Monopoly Go ads

A at-the-start-fun-but-overtime-becomes-boring mobile game that has spread worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games or websites LOVE to have. It features a old ass man in a tuxedo whose hat is even taller than him and sometimes a black dog that has eyebrows bushier than all the hair in my body.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MONOPOLY GO ADS

Person 2: GOD DONT TELL ME PLEASE

by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024

Ad hocker

Ad Hocker: When you have sex from the back doggy style and your both watching internet porn and an ad shows up before both you and the partner orgasm, then can't because the ad just turned you both off.

That was an ad hocker, now I can't finish

by Apoch Ghost October 3, 2019