Woke Wireless

Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.

Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.

Woke Wireless by jondich January 13, 2023

Woke and broke 

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.

Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

Woke and broke by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020

Woke Broke 

That sense of spiritual bankruptcy one feels in realizing that being Woke means you can’t fart the wrong way without someone interpreting it as a microaggression. You’re best to STFU whitey and wait for the victimhood card game to play itself out.

Justin “Woke” Trudeau can do all the virtue signalling he wants, but since those brownface photos surfaced, that bitch is soooo Woke Broke.

Woke Broke by WalkingEagle September 20, 2019

Woke Supremacy 

The belief that woke people are superior to those of all other races, especially the black race, and should therefore dominate society.

Woke supremacy is as bad as white supremacy.
Tim Scott

Woke Supremacy by Raymond Luxury Yacht March 17, 2021

Woke-washing 

The act of dismissing crimes committed by groups whom the woke perceive as historically marginalized. Example? Native Tribes raided, slaughtered, enslaved, & committed genocide toward each other for centuries before Chrissy C showed up. It was constant, merciless, nomadic war.

The woke refuse to celebrate Christopher Columbus day because of the atrocities he committed, and replaced it with Indigenous peoples day. But when you raise the point that tribes committed just as heinous crimes against each other they bury their head in the sand. That's woke-washing.

Woke-washing by Danny Mullan November 9, 2021

Woke boy 

Guy who is in tune with social climate (typically leans left) and uses it as a point of conversation when trying to pick up girls.
Can become a bad thing when all that he is is a woke.
Akin to fuck boy.

Girl: Gotta get me a woke boy. I'm tired of arguing why BlackLivesMatter is a legit cause.

Woke Boy: I don't understand how Trump is still president! He's disgusting and inexperienced.
Other guy: dude why is everything a fight with you? I just asked if you know what time it is.

Woke boy by Sillyjem June 22, 2017

Woke Washed 

Using diversity casting to prop up or add cred a poor script or generally bad film.

The Ghostbusters remake was so bad they woke washed it by making it an all female cast.

Woke Washed by ClacksAttack June 24, 2021