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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
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wrong window

a 'wrong window' is basically the act of sending a message accidentally to the wrong person in chat or in IM because you accidentally type in the wrong convo window. you usually say thereafter 'oops wrong window'.
this could lead to being quite fucked on your part, on certain occasions.

also, doing this intentionally for bets can prove to be a quite fun game. it's like getting yourself into a fucky situation for money.
for example, you send a porn link to your girlfriend in msn messenger when it was really directed to your buddy.

friend: How's the family?
me: not bad, yourself?
friend: Very well.
me: oh man check guys this hot porn torrent i found: server.blah.com.ass?file=232
me: ...oh shit. fuck!
friend: EWWW you sick person! what are you doing!?
by oceaneffectdottk June 25, 2005
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the window switch

you and you're buddy have to secretly plan this, and you have to be cool with your buddy fucking your girl.

when having sex with your girlget her over to a window, have your buddy quietly and quickly switch with you so now he is fucking the girl. then you run around outside to the window and wave to the girl
me and my bud pissed this girl off when we pulled the window switch on her
by bigbadmet October 16, 2007
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Tit Window

(noun) The gap created in a button-down blouse when a chick slumps forward allowing you to see her bra and varying degrees of her cleavage.
Dude, she was sporting some serious tit window... and wearing a Hello Kitty bra.
by aezrael June 1, 2009
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Zephyr Window

A hole in ones underwear at the back end, so that when you fart, the zephyr wind can flow through.
Dude! i can see your devils onion ring through your zephyr window.
by nybiru April 2, 2011
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Norwegian swimming window

The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
by Lethan August 8, 2011
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crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
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