proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004

weasel butter

Weasel butter is the build up of piss that ends up on urinals, toilets, and bathroom floors. As the pee dehydrates it takes the appearence of butter.and since you leak your weasel, it's called weasel butter.

Damn there is so much weasel butter on the floor you could cook eggs on it.

by original gasbag October 2, 2013

weasel-faced

To get drunk, hammered, shit-faced.

I want to get weasel-faced.

by BikeShopMike January 16, 2008

Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

by Dave December 11, 2003

Axis of Weasels

A term used in the Scottish sport of ferret-legging to refer to the penis.

"Aye laddie, the largest of the buggers bit the ol' Axis of Weasels and would 'na turn loose!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 18, 2003

cock weasel

Jesren Carter, cock weasel extrodinaire.

Jesren, your such a cock weasel

by Master Iolo March 14, 2005

weasel boy

a boy who looks like a weasel AKA james from billericay

james, your a dirty little stinky weasel boy
but why??
cos i said so.

by chris wayman on behalf of the emson family May 18, 2006