Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)

A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.

Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"

by Darrell23 October 16, 2010

Wiggle waffle

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream

Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top

by jellytoes February 11, 2019

Conner The Waffle

Youtuber that "loves" bootlegs and fan games. His content is more on video games. He also likes waffles. (Of course, he would lol)

Person 1: Hey have you seen Conner The Waffle's new video?
Person 2: Whos Conner The Waffle
Person 1._.

by Kerplunk?! November 30, 2020

waffy

Silly; cute; funny.

Girls: "AJ is so waffy that I wanna fuck him."
Girls 2: "Yes yes, we agree."

by Waffy AJ May 10, 2009

wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.

"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"

by BrettMan May 24, 2004

Wafflecock

A acronym for an elite secret group of individuals each with their own different abilities. The group is thought to be so powerful if the acronym is ever revealed by one of its members, entire planets may be destroyed although the effects are still unknown.

"I heard a member of WAFFLECOCK took on Chuck Norris and it ended with Chuck Norris shitting himself"

by Gothicmoocow August 22, 2009

Brown Waffle

The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.

Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.

Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one

by foundation982 June 18, 2009