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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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Try that in a small town

The EXACT lpgic used in inner city gang conflict... And prison...
Mid-aged Hillbilly "Try that in a small town"

Iam "This translates to 'Adhere to my extrajudicial behavioral ethic of I'm gonna violence you' "

Hym "OHO! I AM THE WRONG GUY TO CHALLENGE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HA! OHOHOHOHOHO!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Pre try

Pre trying is where a guy hits up a girl with a fella, but says I won't I won't try it cause you got a man
Arran said to alishas you still with your bf, so I won't try it on you pre trying
by Bigmandingo August 10, 2023
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Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.
"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."
by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022
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Aidin/will tree try

Selfish, bitchless, loyal at the same time and plays Valorant all day
AC: Who is Aidin/will tree try?
P007AN: Selfish, bitchless, loyal
by TheRealP007AN June 11, 2022
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costco try

The act of buying something you might not need from Costco because you can always return it later. Similar to a college try.
There was a really cool air fryer on sale, so I gave 'er the ol' costco try.
by heavy! July 2, 2022
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Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
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