Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 8, 2020

trout

A word made by NickiDominates that means "True". True or false? Oh hell no. It's trout or false.

"You're a gay faggot, Nick!" "Trout!!"

by fatwhore1 July 5, 2017

Trout in the well

Pregnant

Conragulations, I heard you have a trout in the well.

by Rowdy burns June 2, 2018

trout fingers

One with the fingers of a trout. Normally for those who brag about fingering people often and in the afternoon.

"Yeah, my girl is so hot dude. I fingered her last night."
"Nice little trout fingers"

by Trout Fucker Mac Demarco 69 April 2, 2018

Stout trout

When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.

David's stout trout could not please his partner nor his ego.

by Stu_Ru August 2, 2013

Trout Fingers

Something you call soneone if they think about touching aquatic forms of life frequently

Jeremy was called trout fingers by some asshole when he was petting stingrays at the aquarium

by TroutAcolyte "moonfingerer" May 23, 2018

plow/plough a trout

Plow in this case being a verb meaning defecate and trout being representative of human excrement.

This is gonna suck, I haven't plowed a trout in a week.
I ate Thai food last night and this morning it felt like my trout had spines.
This pond is for release only. All trout catchers will be shunned.
I need to plow/plough a trout.

by flandep July 3, 2010