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Tokyo Sandblaster

In this sexually explicit act, the guilty party takes excessive amounts of anti-constipation medicine prior to being anally penetrated which consequently induces the projection of liquid excrement all over the genital area of the sodomite when penetration occurs.
Can you believe that guy responsible for censoring allowed Conan O'Brien to talk about the Tokyo Sandblaster on TV tonight?
by holyshiite November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

Its a three step process

1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.

2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face

3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks
I want to go down to the Jersey Shore and give my friend Drew Wasserbach a "Tokyo Sandblaster"
by Numbahhh 1 November 12, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

A term created by Conan O'Brian on his second show on TBS; most likely meaning a spray of seminal fluids into the face and/or eyes of a woman from Tokyo.
by COCOfan4lyfe November 12, 2010
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NBC Today

1. Popular morning tv program on the NC network.
2. Medium for lower-middle-class dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like fuckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.
3. How Satan enters the groins of children.
I can actually hear my brain cells humming the NBC Today theme music as they die.
by resindawg June 26, 2003
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It Dies Today

a Has been Metalcore band

They have an absolutely amazing Metalcore CD called "The Caitliff Choir" Probably one of the best Metalcore CD's ever made. However, after loosing thie lead singer, and replacing him with a newbie, they lost all cred. Thier new CD "Sirens" is trash... i bought it cause i loved the first CD, then threw it out.... one of the best bands i had ever heard... went to shit with just one CD... so much potential!! get ur other singer back!!!
kid 1 " It dies today is soo fucking dope! "

kid 2 " yeah but the new CD is garbage "

kid 1 " tru enough, but Caitliff is good enough to listen to 100 times over!! "

Kid 2 " i think ill just listen to bleeding through instead... they still rock"
by blackie007 August 23, 2007
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Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of shrinking testicles in cold water then stroking the penis with an abrasive until ejaculation.
Carl was wary of the long term prospects for the relationship when his blind date offered to give him the old Tokyo Sandblaster.
by Bownz November 14, 2010
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Tokyo sandblaster

A sexual endeavor in which a man wraps his penis with sand paper. He then yells "Bonzai!" and penetrates a woman's vagina.
I writing in my diary about how considerate my boyfriend is, and then he gave me a Tokyo sandblaster. Geez, my vagina hurts!
by STANRUTH November 12, 2010
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