toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

Toe docking

Just like space docking except with a toe. The act of placing your foresking over your partners toe.

Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.

Guy 1: So totally got my missus last night with a Buck Rodgers.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...

by Legen-Dezza August 2, 2016

Toe ball Tom

That guy that stands in the middle of the pitch fingering his butthole and mouth at the same time while screening bird sounds and toe balling everything including other players shins.

Toe ball tom over there had his finger so far up his ass that he can pull on his tongue.

by Twist 18 July 13, 2016

toe flirting

When you bump someone else's feet with your own to get attention from that person, often under the table while eating or doing something else

Can the two of you stop toe flirting, you are missing each other and hitting my feet all the time

by toe-flirter123 November 19, 2016

toe bungle

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end

I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

toe tickler

When one has a toe fetish so to reach full climax they need their toes tickled

Hey baby wanna be my toe tickler and take my full load

by toe tickler 3000 December 14, 2016

toe rag

A tramp, hobo or petty thief... a homeless person, without means of support...

Eric Clapton - "My Father's Eyes" - toe rag

Just a toe rag on the run.
How did I get here?
What have I done?
When will all my hopes arise?
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.

by Don45 January 25, 2017