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toe promise
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It'
s a
lie
. Often used to
Trick
younger siblings, but only works once.
All right Timmy, I
toe
promise
that I didn't
eat
your candy.
toe promise
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Koneko-kun
August 23, 2016
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Drunkired
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So
tired
that you
act
drunk
.
I was in a
Skype
call
with my _Drunkired _
friend
. Most hilarious/confusing conversation ever.
Drunkired
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Koneko-kun
July 29, 2016
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