high on tired

when you are so tired you feel high or incoherent to everyone/everything around you

Alex seems so high on tired that he is laughing at the wall.

by argie1963 July 15, 2016

shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.

I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.

by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018

Dead man tired

So tired you are unable to move and appear to be deceased to the naked eye.

I pulled an all nighter last night and now I am dead man tired.

by Humanbean201513 November 18, 2018

Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire

How the year 2020 might appear when viewed from above.

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:
01-07-20 {or "2020 07 Jan.", or even "January 07, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my DJI Phantom 3 standard FPV Drone to my website.

by Telephony December 9, 2019

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.

by Brettwads December 24, 2020

Legs'er lil tired

When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired

Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired

Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!

by Opposum March 8, 2021