muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
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road loaf

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime
Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road
by Tiberius Kirk April 07, 2014
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Loafs

Low life’s sucking money and housing out of their boss’
It is time to get rid of the loafs in our business.
It is times to get rid of the loafs in our life.
by Olpust27 December 15, 2018
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loaf

sketchy or sketch.

it originates from a tofurkey loaf, which is without a doubt, a tad bit sketchy.

it can even be used in mid sentence where loaf it doesn't really make sense. it's very versatile.

use it. love it.
1. wowzers, this tofurkey is loaf.

2. uhhhh guys? this place is loaf, let's book.

3. LOAF! (for no reason)
by lamo January 15, 2005
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Loaf

Greasy George got arrested for unfolding his loaf in front of the elementary school

"ALL LOAFS MATTER!" - I'am Rapaport Podcast
by BigDaddyVladdy March 03, 2017
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Loaf

“I don’t need him. I get my own loaf
Bitch I got loaf”
by me❤ May 12, 2020
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Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.
Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!
by RicMaroo October 03, 2022
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