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The Real Hero

White people call these people "cops" but black people normally see them as the person who killed or jailed their dad.
Now that is epic
Hey that hero fucking killed my dad
That officer is the real hero
by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019
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Hero complex

Someone that portrays themself as a hero.
The first responder was always the first one there, and though nobody questioned his/her hero complex, there weren't too many other people that wanted the world to burn.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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hero shift

N. The hero shift is a shift worked at a retail store from before open to after closing time. This usually leads to a day long nap the next day.
Employee 1: Did you hear Rick is pulling a hero shift today?
Employee 2: he is either desperate for money, or hates himself and his sleep schedule.
by -_-nope October 8, 2017
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War hero

that one friend who will not go quietly into the night. who is not an expendable asset no matter how much of a nuisance he or she might be.
roger: can you come to my house again. we are grilling again.

doger: yea

roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels

doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.

roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.

doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.

roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??

doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
by batman_d1 August 10, 2012
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Gym-Hero

That person next to you at the gym that is so over the top extra. Can’t just do a normal exercise but instead has to play the “hero” so that everyone else in class knows they are the best. Signs you are a “gym hero”: 1. You always pull the heaviest weights and then throw them on the ground so people hear the thud, 2. You incorporated push-up in with every standard exercises as a way to show off and 3. You do something really abnormal like run at the fasters speeds at the highest inclines on the treadmill to attract attention and praise.

Studies have shown that calling out this behavior to said “gym hero” only amplifies their desire to strut their stuff. Authorities on the matter suggest you try your best to ignore it.
Did you see so-and-so add a clap to their pushups today, (heavy eye roll) who does he think he is, some sort of gym-hero?
by Motrukn March 1, 2021
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guitar hero

the worst thing to happen to pop culture since menudo.
by kewl dude February 14, 2007
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guitar hero

1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).

2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.
Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?

Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.

Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!

Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...

Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
by dave3190 August 3, 2008
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