knights of the round table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.

-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

by GeoffA April 1, 2008

Bonus Table

A table consisting of black people. For some reason, black people tend to tip servers horrible

If a bonus table's bill comes out to $100, they most likely will leave $4-$6 tip. In actuality, the tip should be $15-$20

by jajajunkie12 September 24, 2009

putting your balls on the table

To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out

Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "

Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"

Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"

by superfly9229229292929 February 18, 2010

Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

twofour table

a table for four at which only two people are seated

Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.

Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?

Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!

by PatsFanatic August 16, 2009

pizza table

Pizza table : The little disc on legs that is placed on a pizza to keep the box top from sticking to the pizza.

Marsha, don't throw the pizza table away, little Tammy needs it for her Barbie house.

by jimdandybuck January 13, 2015