South African Stinger

When you get stung by a wasp, take an allergex and then get headrush

Yoh dawg I got a South African stinger last Saturday

by SA stingaaa October 30, 2021

sexting laws

the laws of sexting.
- no human contact is involved.
- EVERYTHING must be sexual
- the usage of vivid adjectives is mandatory
- the encounters should be with people of the oppisite sex. but can be just as fun with people of the same sex!
- sexting is common between the ages of 14 and 25 anyone over that age should be able to just have sex.. like really... take it from the phone to the bed honey.
- it should not feel as good as sex.. if it feels better than actual sex, bitch you need a new partner.... or try a third person for extra fun! :)

-this girl is using the well known and important SEXTING LAWS-
tapenga: " i met this guy at the club last night, and we've been texting ever sinse. after a few texts it turned into sexting, it was def hot and steamy."

marvin: "oh was he hot and bothered?"

tapenga: "oh hell yes, i think we might take our sexting to inferno hot tonight."

by spoonsinbowlson April 11, 2010

stinger

A hyperdermic needle used for injecting fun things like horse, yayo, and shit.

"My fix is ready muthafucka, hurry up with that stinger so can spike"

by Shweetbox August 4, 2005

Master Sexting

to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.

Jason is so lame. Those texts werent from a girl named Jasmine, he was master sexting!

by blitz609yahoo August 14, 2009

Pittsburgh Stinger

A sexual act whereby the male partner begins by rolling his finger in water or some sticky substance. He then rolls his finger in salt, well coating it. The finger is then shoved up the female's ass and violently scratches the walls of her orifice. Performing this act also includes intent to make the female bleed. If specific intent to bleed is not present it is called a Seattle Tax Return.

Man 1: So there I was, wrist deep in this girl's salt filled ass, scratching with all my might. It took 6 full minutes till she started bleeding, but when she did it flowed like a river.
Man 2: Holy shit, I bet she's had a few Pittsburgh Stingers before.
Man 2: Yeah, clearly. Talk to you later, I'm gonna go give her another.

by J - Dub July 16, 2008

stingydick

1) A guy who withholds sex from a woman he previously sexed up for a long period of time and remains intimate with, replacing the mutual sex with celibacy or wanking to porn.
2) Someone who prefers to wank to porn rather then engage in sexual activity with a real woman.

The stingydick teases and leaves me constantly frustrated. Maybe he should go wank himself with sandpaper.
The stingydick! Cripes, we used to have sex all the time and now he has a hardon for his ex and all he does is pine for her.
Gawd, all the stingydick thinks about is baseball.

by arialuna August 14, 2006

stingray

A '63-'76 Chevrolet Corvette. Also known as a "midyear." The midyear 'Vettes were based on the Mako Shark dream car (released in '61), which shared many of its lines with Bill Mitchell's Stingray race car. The '67 Vettes, especially the ones with 427 mills and "stinger" hoods, are considered by many to be the finest combination of looks and performance ever produced by Detroit.

Even though the body was the same until '82, they stopped calling it the Stingray after '76.

by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005